Welcome to the congregation.

We’re glad you’re here

Our church has gained massive momentum over the last few months, and we couldn’t be more stoked (but not as stoked as Surfer Jim of course) to spread Satoshi’s gospel. We meet every Sunday at 10am central time on Clubhouse.

If you (or a loved one) are a shitcoiner, please join us to learn about the good word of the Holy Satoshi. Submit a request to have Sister Maria share an anonymous prayer with the congregation in your honor, and please join the service to confess and repent from your shitcoin sins.

We bring in special guests to the service each week, so follow us on Twitter to stay up to date with the latest news. Subscribe to our Youtube channel to listen-in live (if you’re not on Clubhouse) or to replay the recorded service if you’re unable to make it.

Hungover at 10am last Sunday? Good thing we recorded it.

Join us Sunday, May 16th at 10am CT w/ special guests BTC Sessions and music by BTCMinstrel!

Special thanks to Lolli.com for sponsoring the congregation:

# of shit coiners saved by Satoshi

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Back this Sunday, 10:30am central! Come hang out with the congregation as we’re joined by @THEAMERICANHODL @BTCMinstrel @TomerStrolight. Spread the word! @PayItForwardDad @blockbain @stillhodl @PoleVaultDream @BVBTC @cryptograffiti @Mia_Tortilla007