Welcome to the congregation.

We’re glad you’re here

Our church has gained massive momentum over the last few months, and we couldn’t be more stoked (but not as stoked as Surfer Jim of course) to spread Satoshi’s gospel. We meet every Sunday at 10am central time on Clubhouse.

If you (or a loved one) are a shitcoiner, please join us to learn about the good word of the Holy Satoshi. Submit a request to have Sister Maria share an anonymous prayer with the congregation in your honor, and please join the service to confess and repent from your shitcoin sins.

We bring in special guests to the service each week, so follow us on Twitter to stay up to date with the latest news. Subscribe to our Youtube channel to listen-in live (if you’re not on Clubhouse) or to replay the recorded service if you’re unable to make it.

Satoshi Service will be back soon! In the meantime, check out our friends over at The Atlanta Bitcoin Conference:

TABConf is The Atlanta Bitcoin Conference — an event for building communities, providing education, and supporting developers. This is a conference where no one can “buy” a talk. We like to think of this as the most inclusive, organic, grassroots event possible for Bitcoin.

Learn more at the official TABConf website.


Follow us on Twitter to stay up to date and be the first to know when we’re back in business.

Special thanks to Lolli.com for sponsoring the congregation: