Praise Ye Jah, Ras Satoshi, ever living, ever faithful, ever sure, for ever more
He came out of the shadow of the valley of Anon, and blessed our wretched souls with the Deafening Thunder of Bitcoin and the infinite speed of the Lightning Network
So Why do the heathen rage and imagine such shitcoins
False coins of the earth as their false prophets try to save themselves as they counsel together
Against the Lord Jah Ras Satoshi and his anointed hodlers in this room
Now come let us break their scams asunder, and cast away the fiat from us
He or She that sitteth with 6.15 shall laugh, and the Lord Jah Ras Satoshi shall bless you with Eternal riches and Big Titty Bitches or Dashboard Ab Simps
The Lord God Jah Ras Satoshi hath said unto I and I and I
Thou art my child, this day I have solved for thee the byzantine general’s problem
JAH!, Satoshi shall break the shitcoiners with a rod of scarity
JAH!, shall dash them into pieces to have fun staying poor as we would say
So be wise now therefore, O ye Kings and Queens in this room be instructed, you are now the judges of the earth
Serve the Lord Jah RasSatoshi with pride, and rejoice with freedom
And so blessed be all, blessed be everyone as i would say…
Blessed be everyone as I would tell you, stay humble stack sats,
AMEN
Cedit: Bobo Dread